Stop

See the above sign kids? This is a stop sign, this means when driving, or you know even riding your bicycle, you have to come to a complete stop before you start to go again. I know, those couple extra seconds of having your car come to a complete stop is going to make you late for that unimportant place you are going. Or maybe that cell phone is in your way of noticing that there is a stop sign on the road you travel everyday.

When you see the stop sign, you have to stop and wait until it is clear for you to proceed safely. We all took the test to get our drivers license, it's a universal sign, so YOU learned about it. This means when a vehicle is about to go past you, you don't try to go, you STOP. Sorry if you might have to sit there longer, it's better than being plowed into, or is it? Maybe you'll die and that's just one less moron on road.

The same goes for you assholes riding your bikes in your Lance Armstrong gear. The rules of the road apply to you as well. That stop sign is for your safety, seeing as you are not in a motor vehicle and are quite exposed. If you want me to get over as I pass you, you stop at the sign, if not I'll whiz by you extremely close and yell at you.