Tuesday, December 30, 2008

HAHA FAVRE!!!

Fuck you dickhead! Should have just stayed retired ass monkey. You mean you didn't take the Jets to the playoffs?? You crumbled, threw a bunch of interceptions on to losing?? NO WAY!! You tarnished your legacy dude. Going out in the NFC Championship game in Green Bay tossing the game ending interception should have been your end. Not leading a shitty New York Jets team to a 9-7 no playoff appearance.



boo-hoo. you suck.

Monday, December 29, 2008

Featured Design for January

I am Awesome.



This is the featured design for the month of January. Go to Get Fresh Designs on CafePress to check the design out numerous apparel items and get yours today!! Maybe a belated Christmas gift, or holiday gift (whichever you prefer).

Show off your Awesomeness with this design!!


Friday, December 26, 2008

Ah, Christmas

What a long ass day, because it all starts on Christmas Eve at my parents house. The whole family gets together for food and booze. That goes until whenever, it was 10:30 for us. Drive home, put the presents out, drink some much needed water then off to bed. Then wake up in the morning, open presents here, each breakfast, shower, put on some new Christmas clothes, then off to my parents. Open more presents, each lunch, put the kid down for his nap, then sit there and wait. After the kid wakes up, go over to my grandmothers house, which is right across the ally from my parents house, open some presents, then off to my wife's parents house. Open a few presents, eat dinner, then sit there and chit-chat for a while. Then go home, unload the car with all the presents, crack a beer open, get all the presents out of their boxes, put the kid away, drink some more beer, crash on the couch watching something on TV I have seen a million times, go to bed.

That's christmas for me, it is fun, but it is quite the drain on the system that's for sure.

Our Christmas tree before opening presents.


I didn't get video of it this year, but I think I did a previous year. My parents dog, shown below, likes to help you open presents by ripping the wrapping paper. It is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. If I find the video I will get it up here.

Featured Item for the Month of January

Gnomes are the shit Thong.


This item is also on sale for $8.99, marked down from $10.99.

Gnomes are the shit Classic Thong is available here at Get Fresh Designs on CafePress.

For now, I will feature an item (any item) each month for 2009, this is the item of the month for January. This item will also be marked down, so enjoy!!

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Top Seller of 2008

Awesome 2008. I saw my sales go up and I actually made some money. Considering I do little in way of promoting my site.

When I went to see the sales total for this particular design, I was amazed at the amount.

114 of these shirts were sold this past year, up from 14 last year. Although I only added it last half of the year. I know for some people out there in the CafePress community this would be laughable, but not for me. This is great.

2008, the year of the Asshole!



Hopefully in 2009 I have an even better year, I have things I want to buy and this is extra money for me to do that.

Also I do plan on another giveaway during the summer, some redesigns for my shop (which I have begun), and more designs for the new year. I plan on one new design each month (gotta set goals you know) and keeping up with this blog more! At least one post a week, that should be good!!!

Thanks again to all who purchased something from my shop this past year.

Monday, December 22, 2008

The Giant Center Blows

I can't remember how long ago it was, but it was within the past 5-6 years. The Giant Center was built.

This made me very happy. This was an up to date indoor arena for some possible concerts to come there. Hershey isn't really that far for me to travel, not like traveling to Philly. Not that Philly is really far, but in my older age getting home at 11pm is much better than 1 am. Especially when you have to work the next day.

Well, I have seen one concert there. Why? Because shit doesn't come there. I mean go look at the events right now, there are hockey games. At that's about it. A few events other than hockey, nothing significant and it has been this way since it has opened. Nothing comes there. I use to find it annoying, but since concerts cost so damn much anymore, I don't find it worth it to go anyhow.

The only reason I bring this is up is because I caught the tail end of a promotion on a local radio station giving something away at the Giant Center. So I checked out who it could have been. Motley Crue. Yeah, aren't they like 20 years past their expiration date?

Where did I go

Wow, I haven't posted crap this month...

...well I have posted crap this month, just not a lot of it.

I just have not gotten to posting too much, no real reason.

Now, I don't talk about the Steelers much, because I suck at analyzing games. But I have to say the loss to the Titans yesterday didn't really affect me. Why? Because the 1st round bye was already locked up, and way too many memories of the Steelers failing at home in the AFC championship game when they were the No. 1 seed. So let the Titans have that good for them, they won a game against a team that committed too many turnovers, just like you're suppose to.

But wiping your feet with the terrible towel. Why? Why would you do that? Especially to the No. 2 seed?? A team you could possibly face again with the Super Bowl on the line. I would totally understand doing that when you would knock a team out of the playoffs or killed their chance at making the playoffs, but to a team set to go to the playoffs??

Just fucking stupid and if your teammates aren't bitch slapping you for doing so. Then they're just as bad as you.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Things I'm going to miss

Carrying my son, holding him, and what not.

Evidently there is a vagina somewhere on my body, because this shit makes me want to cry.

This past week, I got movies/pictures together over the past year to give to my sons grandparents. my wifes parents and my parents.

Well, I just got finished watching the picture slideshow, and it just makes me want to shed a tear, because I'll miss this. He'll never be this way again, and just get bigger and just get further away as he gets older.

I love carrying him around, I still do as much as I can. Sometimes he wants to be carried, other times he'll walk. I love when he's walking then says he wants to be carried. I guess it just makes me feel somewhat important.

It's just makes me sad, that's all. I guess this is why people have multiple kids (this is not possible anymore). I don't want that.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Time Warp on Discovery

I wanted to do say this awhile ago, but forgot until tonight. There is a show on the Discovery Channel called Time Warp. Basically they film something and slow it down to show you how cool it is. I'll admit it, there is some cool shit going on when they slow it down.

But basically they stole this idea from Dave Chappelle. See here:


Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Joe Calhoun can suck it.

The Weather Channel too.

Fuckers, oh we'll see less than an inch of snow.

WRONG!



Looks like 3 inches to me Assholes! FUCK YOU!

This is your fucking job to predict the weather, and you can't predict whether or not shit will come out of your ass.

This is what I think of you assholes:



Go here to Joe Calhoun's "credentials". Fucktard.

Gray Hair

My wife said the Steelers are going to give me just that after this season. All these pressure games are about getting to me.

Not like it is going to get any easier, Titans next week, then two bye weeks, then the playoffs. There is no reason for me to get all stressed watching these games, but for some reason I do. There use to be a time I would be very upset for a few days after a loss. That has past. But during the game, don't fucking talk to me, I just want to watch and yell RUN THE GOD DAMN NO HUDDLE!

Although I love the defensive games, the shootout type games are fun to watch, but not as fun as a hard-hitting defensive struggle. It's just good fun.

Go Steelers!

1 for 4

Four Fantasy Football leagues (3 Yahoo, 1 ESPN).

Four Championship Playoff runs (Seeded 1st, 1st, 3rd, 4th)

3 Losses in the first round, I win. 2 of those losses were from the 1st seeds. I only won with the 4th seed.

Go figure.

The best part was though, the guy I was going against left a message during the game, he said I was done, up by 17, but he was going to win because he had T.O. and Westbrook still yet to play. Those guys pretty much put up goose eggs.

I wanted 4 for 4, but I'll take one championship if I get it.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Words

I have none, thought I did. But they left my mind which isn't too hard. When inspiration strikes it must be done, or it goes away.

I have to say this, the rain brings out the morons. Just go the speed limit, would ya.

Fun link of the day:

From WWTDD
this months V magazine, in a shoot that recreates how 15-year-old boys see the world

Uh...no, this is how every heterosexual male sees the world, not just 15 year olds.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

This is some Bullshit

Title of the Article: How Big Losers Burn Fat

This article was on the front page of MSN.com yesterday with pictures of two the big fatties from Biggest Loser.

Now, here's the problem, they couldn't do it themselves, at all. They had to be picked for a show to go on, leave their lives behind, and workout for 8 hours a day for weeks. I am doubting most overweight people have this chance, so why should I listen to them?

I browsed the article, but I could read it, just a bunch of bullshit and filled with information most people know. Some just choose to ignore it.

If someone chooses that lifestyle of eating a bunch of food and laying on the couch all the time, great. But I wish the media would just stop trying to shove this health crap down my throat.

Monday, December 08, 2008

Updates

Not anytime soon, I'm just swamped...


...ok, no I'm not. Just lazy and don't feel like updating anything.

This past November was better than last year, slightly. But this December is not measuring up so far and it is disappointing. Damn economy or just crappy designs take your pick.

But hey, go to my store. Get Fresh Designs at CafePress.

Things that piss me off

The "Johnstown Flood" Tax

Why does this tax piss me off? Because this was a temporary tax put on alcohol here in good old Pennsylvania back in 1936 to help aid the recovery of the Johnstown Flood.

This tax was never repealed and is currently at 18%. I am not sure, but I Johnstown is fully recovered right? I mean that was in 1936 and the current year is 2008, right??

Now this extra money goes into a general fund for lawmakers to use for their discretion. According to the Wikipedia article 200 million annually. That's a lot of cash, what in the world are they doing with all that money?? I'd like to know, and don't you think it's about time for that tax to be repealed? I for one do.

This isn't the only oddball tax the Great State of Pennsylvania has on items that are used for their General fund. I guess this is why they can raise their salary every year and make more than me and my wife for a part-time job.

Thursday, December 04, 2008

Getting back into it

Man, I hate being disconnected for more than one day, but like 6 days is horrible. Takes a while to catch up and get back into that rhythm. It doesn't help that I was in a bad rhythm of not updating anything to begin with. But I'll get back on my feet, then I'll have a week off at Christmas which will mess me up again. Oh well.

Deer Hunting Update

I got nothing. I saw nothing. I just got cold. Saw three deer the second morning driving back into our spot. Other than that nothing. Just lots of food and alcohol. Like way too much food. Could have had more beer though.

There's always next year.