Sorry Kids

I've been busy at work and have not had a chance to do any posts, because I've been tired at night, like falling asleep in the living. I don't do that, but apparently I did this week. This will be my last post until next week, since I'm going away to a no-internet zone for about a week and I doubt I'll post tomorrow with it being Turkey day and all.

It's not like I don't have things to rant about, just didn't get around to it. Like this show that is going to be on NBC tonight.

Rosie Live.

Stop putting this fat bitch on TV. She's not funny. She's fucking annoying and doesn't deserve this. fuck her.


If you want to be Thankful for something this Thursday, be thankful this bitch isn't related to you. I know will be.

Things I miss

Evidently it was 5 years ago in 2003 that McDonald's switched to an all "white" meat nugget. This disappointed me. Because I was apparently one of the few that loved the dark McNuggets. They were the best, juicy and tasty. I don't care what they're made of, they tasted good so fuck off. I remember the day that I got the all-white meat nuggets. It was 5 years ago, and I saw the commercial for the all white meat nuggets and decided when I was going home from deer hunting I would stop and get a 20 piece (yeah, I'm a fatty, fuck off) McNugget, thinking the place in the middle of PA would still have the good nuggets. I was wrong. They were the white meat.

Ugh.

Seriously they were dry and shitty. Nothing like what I was use to. Pissed me off.

Now, you have to realize that I was a McNugget kid. These things were popular when I was growing up in the 80's (oh, just to let you know the 80's sucked, everything in the 80's sucked). Plus the fact that I am picky son of a bitch, I don't like everything they put on a burger at McDonald's and in the 80's they would make burgers in advance with all the fixin's, so if I wanted a burger it had to be made special, which took a long time. You know you ordered a burger, it could have been just made, but chances are that burger was made 2 hours earlier. Shitty for you.

So, McNuggets were the answer and I have been hooked ever since. Hell, just this past Tuesday I got the McNugget meal. The all white McNuggets are a lot better than they were 5 years ago, but I still miss the dark nuggets. They rocked. You just don't know.

Can you believe it??

I came across this article the other day. Can you believe she's 50?
I'll summarize, I won't go through all of them.

First up, Ann Curry. Age 51.
I would have said early-mid 40s I suppose.


Next up. Ellen Dyke. Age 50.
Uh, she's ONLY 50? Looks like she's closing in on 60 if you ask me. Really she looks like an old dude.



Next one I'll pick on, Maureen McCormick. Age 52.
Once again, she's that young? Seriously, this Brady bitch is crazy which normally takes over when you get old.


Next, Dorothy Hamill. Age 52.
I'd say from this picture a lot younger. Go on with your bad self Dorothy.


Next up, that chick from Big Trouble in Little China.
Kim Cattrall. Age 52. Yeah, I'd say that's getting there. You're looking old Kim, don't care how good your boobies look.



Next is Christie Brinkley. Age 54.
I think she looks the best out of all of them, whatever she's doing, it's working.



The last one, I'll pick is the almighty Oprah.
Age 54.
I'd say yeah, the years of up and down weight is catching up to her and she's looking old. Sorry, you may have lots of money, but you're old.


I did not cover all of these women, even this was too much involvement for me. So you can follow the link if you want and see the rest, but most of them look their age. Sorry, you're not fooling too many people ladies.
Agree or Disagree? Comment about it.

I've been neglecting this

That is my CafePress shop, Get Fresh Designs. Instead of creating blog posts, updating my shop, creating new shirts, or networking with other shopkeepers. I am doing this blog almost a daily basis, which shows me that I can update things if I want to, but I just choose not to.

I know this is a weak post, but it is apart of my rant format. So you deal with it. I do have something better, but it will coming tomorrow. You'll just have to wait. Until then, go to my shop and buy something, everything is awesome and will make a great gift for someone, get that special someone a thong with my face on it, nothing says I love you like a thong with a picture of another dude.

Not too much going on

I didn't get around to getting anything done last night, because I just didn't. So too bad. Maybe tomorrow, I have something to blog about. Just didn't happen.

Although, I did see some snow flurries yesterday, and I think it's going to be a beast of a winter. Hopefully I'm wrong, but I just have this feeling we're in for some snow. lots of snow.

You know what else sucks

This stupid fucking show. Kath & Kim on NBC. I mean NBC fucked over Scrubs so this could be on? Just because it works in another country, doesn't always mean it will work here. The show is stupid and the only reason it stays on is because the show is on after My Name is Earl and The Office and I don't feel like changing the channel, because I'm lazy. But the show is just not good.

I do have to say, give it to Selma Blair for looking like she's in her early-mid 20s still (at least I think she does). the chick is getting old, like 36. She doesn't look it.

Rockin' Out

I have two guitars, one is out in the living room. Recently my two year old son has been going over to the guitar and strumming it, then he'll "sing" along with it. This sounds like some toddler punk, I believe this new sound will take off and my son will be a star. You know, mom and dad keeping the toddlers down, not letting them live their life, I'm sure there are a lot of them out there that feel the same way.

Enough of me day dreaming. At one point in the video he stops when I change chords and looks at me like what are you doing?

Also, check out the look on my face, is that not the face of a proud papa??

It's Friday

And I had something I wanted to write about, but I forgot it, it has slipped my mind. Should have typed it out last night when it was in my head. But I did not. I dropped the ball. Oh well.

Steely McGnome will have a prediction, but I think he may have a new photo coming, so the prediction may be a little later.

Have a great weekend.

Cleaning Sucks

I hate cleaning the house, it sucks. Unfortunately it is a necessary evil. But I don't have to like it. Nothing like breathing in chemicals that I'm sure are shortening my life just being around them.

Oh and this is the worst. Our dog has nacho feet. His feet stink, extremely bad. Never have I smelled something so foul, and I grew up in a home that had outside dogs (the dogs lived outside in a box and rarely if ever got a bath). Oscar (my dog) lives inside, gets a bath at least once a month and his feet stink, they smell like nacho corn chips, yeah it's an odd way to describe it but that's how they smell.

Anyway, the stank gets trapped in the vacuum cleaner bag and it stinks up the place for about 15 minutes after the cleaner is run. Not good. Well, at least the vacuum cleaner does its job.

Once again, cleaning sucks.

Just put the phone down.

Honestly, what is so important that you find it necessary to talk on the phone while driving through a parking lot?

I almost rammed someone yesterday, because they found it to be more important to be talking on their cell phone, than stop at a stop sign. My salad went flying, all over the floor. Let me tell you that was one lunch, I didn't enjoy thanks to some bitch who can't follow simple traffic laws.

Do you think while driving through a neighborhood with stop signs and lights is the best thing in the world. See the picture below, this is how you are driving with your arm up interfering with the vision on your right side.



Do you think you really looked to your right while "stopped"? No, you glanced, you didn't look, big difference. That car you didn't see because you were too involved in a meaningless conversation with is going to ram you:



Yeah, that's worth it.

Just hang up the phone, don't answer it, or simply put it down when you're at a stop sign/light.

Eggs.

Eggs.

They come from chickens. Recognize, bitch.

One of my first shirts, and I still don't have it on dark shirts. I will, eventually. But until then, go here to check it out on Get Fresh Designs on CafePress.

Later.

Damn

This year has pretty much flew by so far, I mean it is almost mid-november. That means Thanksgiving is almost upon us, and after Thanksgiving two days of deer hunting. Oh you thought I was going to say Christmas, well, that is next, but I'm focusing on one week off at a time here.

Now, I enjoy deer hunting to a point. Sitting outside in the freezing cold is really not one of them. But it is a whole lot better than the warm/rainy/foggy day like it was last year. I'll take the cold snowy day over that anytime.

I am not an avid hunter, because lets face it. I suck at it, really bad. I mean the past 3 times I went deer hunting, I missed a buck, big ones too. Why? because I get too shaky, too nervous. The worst part is, I could have just jumped out of the tree stand and put a choke hold on them. It's just heartbreaking really how bad I am. Like fishing, I love fishing, but I can't do it. It stresses me out, and it is something that is suppose to be a stress reliever. Everytime I go fishing, my line gets caught about 20 times. Yeah, that's great. So I don't even fish anymore. Screw that.


Totally off anything I said here in this post, but I thought it was funny. Considering I thought these girls were like 16 or 17 since they were on Disney.

Another Disney girl taking nudie photos of herself then gets them posted online.

Disney hires all the sluts, bong.

This still burns

Damn Steelers.

Now there use to be a day that the Steelers would lose, and I would be in an incredible bad mood. I have gotten over, there is nothing I do that changes the outcome of the game. I am sitting at home watching the game, not on the field.

But, every once in a while they'll lose a game and it will just piss me off. Take for example yesterday. The Steelers played the Colts. The Colts are not the team they use to be, injuries/age are catching up with them, but yet they are still a dangerous team. The Steelers had them, this shouldn't have even been a game, but an INT right before halftime and a TD by the Colts ended those hopes and dreams, didn't help the Steelers got stuffed on the goalline, where was the play-action pass? They ran the ball in twice already, the third should have been different.

fuck this. I'm done.

Yes Man

I keep seeing this advertisement for a new movie called Yes Man. It stars Jim Carrey, and it looks similar to Liar Liar, which also stars Jim Carrey. Actually, it probably is the exact same movie, just tweaked it a little.

Come on Hollywood, make some better movies, stop repackaging a movie that had some success 10 years ago. This is why I don't feel bad when your profits are down, because you make shitty movies.

Thursday Night NFL Football

I love it, breaks up the week. No matter its the browns vs the broncos, it's football on Thursday!

I just don't see why the NFL doesn't have it from the get go. They start off the season with a Thursday night game, just keep it going. Stop sending games to London, and have Thursday night games. Fuck the MLB, no one cares about that anyhow unless their team is in the playoff hunt and that's around 10 teams still in it at that time. Just shit on the MLB. Come on NFL, crush them.

Obama Wins

haha, fuck you republicans! dumbasses.

maybe mccain should have done something more 8 years ago. I don't know, maybe bring up that our current president was a coke head, then maybe he would have been president then. tough loss dood, but you were really just too old, and your running mate would have never been fit to run this country.

But seriously, how much did they spend to run for president? probably a shitload, could have paid off my college loans and mortgage about a million times over i'm sure. Thanks for wasting that money. bastards.

Congrats Obama, now make some change, or we'll vote you out in 4 years.

NFC East

I am quite sick of hearing how good that division is. I mean is it? Really? Why? Because they play each other tough, and you mean all the other divisions aren't that way? Oh, you mean because they had 3 teams in the playoffs last season. That should just reflect how horrible the rest of the NFC is, not how "good" those teams are.

Look at the recent list of Super Bowl winners, I see one team from the NFC East with a title, the Giants from last season. Dallas hasn't done shit, the Redskins are still unproven, the Eagles it's getting to be near the end for the McNabb era with some years of rebuilding, the Giants are defending their title like at championship team should.

That's it, one team, you can say that for just about every division in the NFL.

Bottom line, the NFC East is not that special, stop blowing smoke up their ass.

You know what else sucks

Coldplay.

Fucking horrible.

NBC had the previous weeks SNL on Saturday night at like 9 or 10 and Coldplay was the Musical Guest. Ugh, what a horrible band and could they try to sound like they're not trying to be U2? What's with all the shaking while they dude is singing too? Is he off his meds or something? Oh, and they played 3 times? The bands always played twice on SNL, why did these guys get to play 3 times?

ah, whatever, coldplay sucks. I never liked them, whenever that Yellow video came on when they first came out, I turned it right off, because that whiny bitch started singing right away.