Hi, I am middle america

Hi there,

I am middle america, I'm dying because our shitty government, which I didn't vote for is fucking me in the ass with my pants on and no vaseline.

My family was fine, had a great budget in place, but gas just keeps going up, and that makes groceries keep going up. Since healthcare is outrageous, I am fucked, all my "extra" money is going towards record profits for pieces of shit.

Thanks America, you have failed me.

To my surprise

I got one e-mail from a random person yesterday about this. I'm serious people, it's a free item from my shop from me to you, for a picture of you using the item!




Want a free item from Get Fresh Designs*?

It's easy, just send an e-mail to tshirts@dugefresh.com by July 15, 2008.

Wait, I'm going to give a free item to just everyone who sends me an e-mail?

No, of course there is a catch!

In the e-mail let me know which item you desire and what type of picture you are going to send me with you wearing your item.

I will decide which person is best suited for the free item, then I will send you the item and when get the item you will send me a picture
of you wearing the item, then you will be featured on the Get Fresh Designs CafePress page and other promotional items.

Sound good you? Then send an e-mail to tshirts@dugefresh.com!


*exceptions to the free item 100 packs of magnets or buttons, and the tracksuit.

Get Fresh Designs Summer Giveaway 2008

Want a free item from Get Fresh Designs*?

It's easy, just send an e-mail to tshirts@dugefresh.com by July 15, 2008.

Wait, I'm going to give a free item to just everyone who sends me an e-mail?

No, of course there is a catch!

In the e-mail let me know which item you desire and what type of picture you are going to send me with you wearing your item.

I will decide which person is best suited for the free item, then I will send you the item and when get the item you will send me a picture
of you wearing the item, then you will be featured on the Get Fresh Designs CafePress page and other promotional items.

Sound good you? Then send an e-mail to tshirts@dugefresh.com!


*exceptions to the free item 100 packs of magnets or buttons, and the tracksuit.

I See Gnomes

Welcome to the all new Get Fresh Designs Blog!! Well, not really new, just more updates, maybe. Here's one on a Sunday.

I See Gnomes.

Featuring Benson the House Gnome. I like the design, thought it would have taken off, but it really hasn't. Maybe it being featured on my blog and it will take off.

I now rule all

Because I have a laptop now, and will be able update my blogs much more. So expect more from me loyal readers, if you exist.

You know what else sucks

This stupid show. Why is it on? Why does anyone really care that these morons had a litter of kids. They choose that fate and this stupid show is on TLC or some shit like that. Worst part is the guy is a pussy and the wife is a total bitch, just hearing her voice pisses me off. Seriously she needs to be put in a Sean Connery James Bond movie, and when she talks back, Bond is going to show her who's boss.

Seriously, stop watching this stupid show if you are now.

Ellen is not funny.

Shocker, most of you know this already, but for some reason she's still on TV and I have to watch that god damn American Express commercial. Trust me, I scramble to find the remote to either change the channel or hit the mute button because this "bitch" isn't funny.

Should I even use bitch? More like dood, because she's basically a guy. I mean I doubt she's ever on the receiving end of the strap on. But that's for "her" to decide. Which brings to something else, why is it when you see lesbians, it's normally one good looking girl and one that could be mistaken for a guy? Why would you not go for the hot chick? Instead you pick the "female" that looks like your ex, except she's missing something, a penis, probably. I don't get it, but whatever.

Ellen is not funny.

God I hate her.

Eggs

Eggs. They come from chickens. Recognize bitch.

Is one of my first shirts I made for my CafePress shop. I personally think it's funny, that's why I made it. But it fell into the category of to be updated. This has not happened yet, not sure when it will, but I thought I would feature it today, since it is totally awesome.

Go here to view the rest of the items this design is on.

Thanks!

Damn

I'm lazy. Well not really, I need a laptop to keep this stuff updated. I just can't do that right now, because I don't have one. So if anyone wants to donate a laptop to me, please do. It better be fast, lots of RAM, and hard drive space. Thanks again.

Gnomes Rule

Gnomes rule.

Especially this one, because I did it all in Photoshop. So go here to view it on various items for you to purchase. It rules and you'll be the life of the party when you wear it.



May was insane for me, it was like December. I know 25 sales is small potatoes for some of you out there, but when your previous average was 3, it's insane.

Thanks for all your support.