1989 Dodge Colt

40 mpg I got with this car. That's right 40 MPG. This shitty 1989 dodge colt was a car I owned while in college after my 1980 VW Rabbit died and the lemon Mercury Lynx died as well. So in the fall on 1996, my first semester in college, I bought this car on a Sunday. A Sunday?? Well just so happens my grand parents neighbor just got into the car dealership business of selling cheap cars. I got this beauty for $1800. All of my summer money gone in one day, this would also be the start of my credit card debt.

This was a great car, lots of room, I once fit 6 people in the car, 3 in the front, 3 in the back. Had a nice compartment left of the steering wheel to hide two packs of cigarettes. Yes kids, I use to smoke.

But beside all of that, I got 35+ MPG from that car. So I have to laugh when I see car commercials today telling us about the "great" gas mileage there new cars get. They're like 32 MPG, or 36 MPG. I got that 10+ years ago, from a car made 20 years ago. When it's pretty much the same type of car. Oh, and I was only paying 99 cents a gallon for my gas. Not $3.25+.

Really sad that a top of the line computer is pretty much outdated within a month of its purchase. But the combustible engine continues to stay the same, even with a lighter car which should mean greater fuel economy.

2 for 1

Well, this has become my Biggest loser recap blog because I'm not pissed about anything right now. So lucky you, well just one person.

Last week they cruelly ended the show not kicking someone off, making me the viewer wait until last night. two of the girls were up for elimination, the fat camp chick who can't lose weight and the other younger chick who has a really pretty face. Well they voted the fat camp chick off, good move she had potential to lose a lot.

Then the show had about an hour of the former fatties getting makeovers, seeing their loved ones and crying. more fucking crying. Once again I never cried when I had to buy a pair of size 32 jeans, medium shirts as opposed to borderline XXL shirts and 36+ jeans/khakis. quit your fucking crying already. it's too much. pussies.

then they weighed in and actually showed the elimination this week, boy those roger and dan are dumb. it was brittany, the one up for elimination earlier in the show, and one of those jackass brothers, who cry and hug a lot. Well who did they all vote for, brittany, the chick who can't lose a lot of weight each week. When dan or roger fall below the yellow line with that stupid ass divorced bitch, they're gone. bad move dumbasses. that tattoo you dorks have isn't worth $250,000.

i zoned out most of the show, i just want it to be over at this point, and I want my thursday night NBC lineup back on, fucking april.

My Biggest Loser Recap

What the fuck. They don't even show me which fattie gets voted off? I have to wait until next week. Fuckers.

Funny they brought back two eliminated people to piss off those dumb bitches on the "black" team. Since they can't lose weight (hint, that's why you're still around on the show). I'm still pissed I want to see which one got voted off, and see how much weight they gained from eating too much food, because they're fatties.

This bitch sucks too. I'm sick of her. Where's the blonde bubbly trainer?
This bitch loves women and hates men. you know it to be true.



Why do I watch this show when it pisses me off so much?
oh, and one more thing, too much dood crying on this show too. I've never seen so many "men" cry about losing weight and getting in shape.

Why I hate people.

This is an aerial shot of my house.


This is a highlighted portion of the two-way alley and my "driveway". The alley is yellow, my driveway is orange.



I drive a crew cab nissan frontier, i use to drive a 2 door tacoma. I back into my garage, so I can pull out the next time I decide to leave the comfort of my home or go to work. I also park on the left side, dangerously close to the alley. So when I leave in the morning I inch my way just in case someone is speeding down the 2 way alley (which does happen at times). This morning as I'm inching out, an old lady driving a ford explorer honked her horn at me, then proceeded to shake her head at me as I was attempting to view the traffic situation. She acted like, I sped out of my garage right in front of her. When actually I was still in my driveway.

That's not it. since it's a 2 way alley, that can really only fit 1 car. Someone decided to turn onto the street, making the old lady back up into my driveway. She almost hit me. Had I not backed up, she would have hit. Something I would of been fine with had my truck been the 2 door tacoma and not the new frontier.

Fucking bitch, this is why I hate people and that fucking alley and the assholes who think my property is part of the road. Fuckers.