Thursday, January 31, 2008

Tom Brady loves farm animals

What you don't believe me?

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Gisele Bündchen is a horse face, admit it men. You know she does, the above picture is proof! that's her without her makeup on. If it wasn't for her body and the fact she poses in her under garments, you'd say the same thing about her face. Plus the fact that when she speaks english, she just sounds annoying, that would kill you. Tom Brady could do better, a lot better. So envy him, I don't, I laugh at his pain, for when she talks he's gotta listen.

have fun getting that image out of your head everytime you see horsefa...I mean Gisele.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Ass Kicked.

By what you ask?

The nintendo Wii, that's what, I'm sore from doing the Wii Sports boxing. Never thought anything other than my ass would be sore from playing a video game but I am. Oh, and I finally got a Wii, go here to view an inspiration for starting this blog.


Oh, and this also kicks my ass, the elliptical. How can such a wussy looking piece of equipment burn so many calories??

Luck of the Gnomish.


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Monday, January 21, 2008

Tiki Who??

I am guessing the New York Giants did not need Tiki Barber to get them to the Super Bowl, seems like he was holding them back a little. Bet the Giants trip to the big game will shut Tiki up for good. Guess he should have stuck around for another year, instead of giving up.

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I wonder if Peyton Manning is pissed that Elisha made it to the Super Bowl earlier in his career than he did? That will make for some interesting Manning family gatherings.

Friday, January 18, 2008

The Death Star



Was watching Star Wars (Episode IV: A New Hope for all you technically nerds out there) and I pondered, why did it take so long to build the Death Star? I mean was there a workers strike or something? It took like 20 years to build, but like a couple years to have a second one near completion. What's the deal people??

Also, Luke is a whiny ass little bitch in that movie.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Cry Baby

Enough of the crying on TV already. Last night I noticed a contestant on American Gladiator was crying. What's the deal? Is this country that full of pussies that they have to cry at a competition for American Gladiators. I understand if you break your leg/arm, that shit probably hurts, but because you didn't make it to the top of the gym mats before the other contestant?? What's that all about?

This ties in with the Biggest Loser post as well, fatties crying about all the food they enjoyed throughout the years and how they'll never eat it again.

On Intervention (the show on A&E), they're allowed to cry, I'll accept it there since they're trying to get their drugged out family member some help. Great show by the way, Intervention should be show in anti-drug classes for teenagers.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

The Biggest Loser

I use to like this show, watching the fatties lose weight and what not. But over the past few "seasons" it's going downhill. I mean 2 hour episodes?? How many time do I want to see them cry about fat they were and all the food they use to eat to satisfy their fatty hunger??

Now look, at my heaviest I weighed about 240 (I'm guessing, because I didn't always weigh myself). More than 6 years ago I started working out (I did nothing in college except eat and lay around), lost some initial weight, felt better about myself, but was still like 210-220. Then about 2 1/2 years ago my wife and I started eating better, making better choices. I am now down to about 185, which is a good fit my frame. So I was fat for the majority of my life, when I think back, I don't cry about it like some wussies on some show I watch.

Also, what do these people do all day anyhow, I mean do they work out like 10 hours a day, why do they not have any contact with their family during the down times? Why does this show have to be two hours???

One of the best parts is when they do the second week weigh-in. Those are never as high as the first week and they're all disappointed and heart broken about it. I mean come on, the trainers don't tell them this? It's not really the most healthy thing in the world to lose 20lbs on a weekly basis, despite their hugemungus size.

Damnit, this is pissing me off, I'm done. Stop Crying Fatties! Just lose the weight and shut up. Cut the show back to an hour NBC.


Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Presidential Primaries

What the fuck is this shit, acting like this is some bring giant news item I want to hear, or have a show I am watching interrupted, because 20% of the precincts are reporting and they projected a "winner". Granted, I was watching the Biggest Loser, which has gone down hill the past couple seasons with too much fatty crying and 2 hour episodes, this is a whole different topic.

Let's wake up kids, the presidential elections are important, but not as important as you think. Maybe if it was a popular vote for the prez, but it's not, this electoral college shit has to go. Your vote does not count for the president unless your state wins the electoral college votes. So lets say I vote for loser of the state of PA, my vote gets tossed out the window because it has no say in the overall election anymore. What's worse is one those meaningless 3 electoral vote states, they could care less about you, and actually don't give a rat's ass about you. You're nothing to them. Presidential Candidates just need the big states to win anyhow. A popular vote would ensure that your vote actually means something.

But whatever, get more involved in your local/state governments, this is where you're going to see more change in your life as opposed to what president is in there. Hell your House of Representative is more important to you than the president. Thing is there is more information out there for the presidential crap then there is for your local governments.

Introduction

What up?

I'm making this blog to publish my random rants about news/life/morons.

I wanted to keep my rants separate from my other blog, Get Fresh Designs which is where I tell you about new designs at my shop.

Enjoy.