Tuesday, October 07, 2008

The Biggest Loser

As I write this, the show is on the TV and I'm not sure why. This show has gotten out of hand, I mean why can't they show me workouts? I really could care less about their fatty lives, and their stupid feelings and why they got fat. Once again, you got fat because you did not exercise and ate food that tasted really, really fucking good. Got it? Good, because you're making the change for the better. Way to go, thumbs out. But do NOT act all surprised when they throw you a curveball like vote one family member off or put you in two teams. Like you have never seen the show before, fucking fatties, go to an all you can eat buffet and pig out already. God I hate this show.



Update: They split the show up into two days, so I get to watch this shit again tonight. yay, some fattie is going to cry because their loved one is going home.

5 comments:

  1. You should switch up your TV viewing routine. I highly recommend Man vs. Wild and The Dog Whisperer.

    /Tries to act all cool like he didn't just mention 1/2 of the Discovery Channels nightly programming...

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  2. That would be great, but this is where the single life would work out to my advantage, but I'm not single.

    I have to say, I do like the show, I just do not like the direction they have taken over the past few "seasons". I just wished they focused more on their exercises and meals, instead of their personal lives, and 45 minutes of Whale...tubbies...I mean weigh-ins.

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  3. You know, Doug, this gives me an idea for the [Unnamed] Steelers Show...perhaps we'll do a segment on OUR exercises and meals. Can you imagine what that'd be like?

    Answer = probably not worth watching either, haha...

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  4. you would start out strong, then just go into sob stories, that's how it goes.

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  5. That's ok. Tecmo's the king of tears. That guy cries more than Terrell Owens.

    Kidding...of course.

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