Shocker, most of you know this already, but for some reason she's still on TV and I have to watch that god damn American Express commercial. Trust me, I scramble to find the remote to either change the channel or hit the mute button because this "bitch" isn't funny.
Should I even use bitch? More like dood, because she's basically a guy. I mean I doubt she's ever on the receiving end of the strap on. But that's for "her" to decide. Which brings to something else, why is it when you see lesbians, it's normally one good looking girl and one that could be mistaken for a guy? Why would you not go for the hot chick? Instead you pick the "female" that looks like your ex, except she's missing something, a penis, probably. I don't get it, but whatever.
Ellen is not funny.
God I hate her.
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